"At Chad?"
She nodded.
I hadn't even met him, and I didn't like her husband. Even if Chad was doing everything himself - and I had no evidence to the contrary - throwing him into reform school didn't sound like the way to make things better.
We picked up a morose Chad, who didn't seem inclined to converse, and she quit talking about the ghost.
AMBER WAS WORKING IN THE KITCHEN. I'D TRIED TO HELP but she finally sent me to my room to stay out of her way. She didn't like the way I peeled apples. I'd brought a book from home - a very old book - with real fairy tales in it. It was borrowed and I'd have to return it soon, so I was reading as fast as I could.
I was taking notes on kelpies (thought extinct) when someone knocked at my door twice and then opened it.
Chad stood with a notebook and a pencil in hand.
"Hey," I said.
He turned the notebook around and I read, "How much is my dad paying you?"
"Nothing," I said.
His eyes narrowed, and he ripped away that page and showed me the next one. Evidently he'd thought about this for a while. "Why are you here? What do you want?"
I set my book aside and stared back at him. He was tough, but he wasn't Adam or Samuel: he blinked first.
"I have a vampire who wants to kill me," I told him. Which I shouldn't have, of course, but I wanted to see what would happen. Curiosity, Bran has told me more than once, might be as fatal for coyotes as it is for cats.
Chad crumpled the paper and mouthed a word. Evidently he hadn't expected that response.
I raised my eyebrow. "Sorry. You'll have to do better. I don't lip-read."
He scribbled furiously. "Lyer" said his paper.
I took his pencil, and wrote, "liar." Then I gave him back his notebook, and said, "You want to bet?"
He clutched his notebook to his chest and stalked off. I liked him. He reminded me of me.
Fifteen minutes later his mother barged in. "Red or purple?" she asked me, still sounding frantic. "Come with me."
Bewildered, I followed her down the hall and into the master bedroom suite, where she'd laid out two dresses. "I only have five minutes before I have to put the rolls in," she said. "Red or purple?"
The purple had considerably more fabric. "Purple," I said. "Do you have shoes I can borrow, too? Or do you want me to go barefoot?"
She gave me a wild-eyed look. "Shoes I have, but not nylons."
"Amber," I told her. "I will put on high heels for you. And I will wear a dress. But you aren't paying me enough to wear nylons. My legs are shaved and tan, that'll have to do."
"We can pay you. How much do you want?"
I looked but couldn't tell if she was joking or not. "No charge," I told her. "That way I can leave when things get scary."
She didn't laugh. I was pretty sure Amber used to have a sense of humor. Maybe.
"Look," I told her. "Take a deep breath. Find the shoes for me, and go put your rolls in the oven."
She did take a deep breath, and it seemed to help.
When I went back to my room, Chad was there again with his notebook. He was staring at the walking stick on my bed. I hadn't brought it with me, but it had come anyway. I wished I could ask it what it wanted from me.
I picked it up and waited until he was looking at me so he could read my lips. "This is what I use to beat problem children with."
He clutched his notebook tighter, so I guessed his lipreading skills were up to par. I put the stick back on the bed. "What did you want?"
He turned his notebook around and showed me a newspaper article that had been cut out and was taped to a page of his notebook. "Alpha Werewolf's Girlfriend Kills Attacker" it said. There was a picture of me looking battered and dazed. I didn't remember anyone taking pictures, but there were large chunks of that night I was pretty shaky on.
"Yes," I said, like my stomach didn't suddenly hurt. "Old news."
He turned the page, and I saw he had another observation for me. "There R no vampyrs." I guessed spelling wasn't his strong suit. Even at ten, I'd been able to spell "are."
"Okay, thanks," I said. "Good to know. I guess I'll go home tomorrow."
He dropped his hands to his sides, the notebook swaying back and forth with irritation like a cat's tail. He knew sarcasm when he heard it, even if he was lip-reading it.
"Don't worry, kid," I told him more gently. "I'm not a part of the plot to send you off to kid-prison. If I don't see anything, it doesn't mean that there's nothing to see. And I'll tell your father so, too."
He blinked his eyes furiously, hugged his notebook again. He lifted his chin - a smaller, less-stubborn version of his mother's. And he left.
AMBER TROTTED UP THE STAIRS DOUBLE TIME AND waved to me as she went past. I heard her knock, then open a door. "You need to clean up, too," she told her son. "You don't have to eat with us - there's a plate in the microwave - but I don't want you scuttling around trying to be unseen, either. You know how that irritates your father. So comb your hair, wash your hands and face." I stripped off my clothes and pulled on the purple dress. It fit just fine - a little tight in the shoulders and snugger in the hips than I preferred, but when I looked at it in the full-length mirror, it looked just fine.
Amber, Char, and I had always been able to trade clothes with each other.